Things that go “bump” in the night

At some point in the the middle of the night, I must have bumped my head really  bloody hard.

I have a ridiculous lump right on my left temple, an aching eye on that side and an evil throbbing headache. How I did it, I’m not really sure. But I can only assume that while thrashing in my sleep I’ve left over and cracked myself against the corner of my bedside drawers.

I always knew they were out to get me.